Saturday, August 8, 2015

WMD - Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD - Weapons of Mass Destruction

You probably think this blog is about all the insanity that's going on in the world today. Well, guess what, you're wrong. The WMDs I'm talking about are women and men. We have been mass destructing each other since the day the first humans appeared on this earth.

In the past there was a hierarchy. Men dominated women. Men chose women who could push a plow and have babies. Women chose men who could protect them and provide for the family. Men abused women and there was nothing they could do about it - mass destruction.

In the last fifty years all that has changed. Women decided this hierarchy idea was bullshit. Women decided that they were as equal as men. Women decided what kind of man they wanted and men decided what kind of woman they wanted. This was the start of using WMDs.

BTW, just to be clear, this blog is not just about men with women. Everything said goes for men with men, women with women and whatever floats your boat.

Women decided they wanted a man with a great body and big hands. Women made up this idea that big hands meant big junk in the trunk. Women made up they phrase, "size matters." Men didn't make that up because 99% of men think they're not big enough and would like to be bigger. Therefore, men made up the phrase, "it's not how big you are it's how you use it." Men decided they wanted women with a great body and big boobs. 

To get the handsome, muscular, big hand man, women made their breasts bigger and started wearing less and less clothes. To look good in a bikini or a thong, women removed their hair down under. Some of the women decided removing all of their hair was not a good idea because the big hunk they desired was so stupid they left a landing strip so the hunk would know where to go.

By choosing a partner based upon physical attributes made those attributes Weapons of Mass Description (WMDs). Once the eye got its fill, men and women realized this was not what they really wanted. This realization created bad break-ups, divorce, anger and frustration - mass destruction.

How many times have you destroyed a relationship? How many times have your relationship been destroyed by the other person? How many times have you divorced or been divorced? Even if you haven't done any of those things, how many of you are happy with each other? To be optimistic, I say 50%. To be realistic, I say only 25% are happy with each other.

The morel to this story is, don't choose your partner based upon physical attributes (WMDs) unless you're only interested in a one night stand. Choose the one who you think will make the best friend. After choosing, never stay in a relationship that's not working. 

You Deserve Better.

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