Things To Do On A Cruise

Things To Do On A Cruise 

Higher end cruise ships have many things to do. You can lay by the pool and drink a discussing fruity drink that has enough calories, carbohydrates and sugar to kill you at least six months sooner.

You can eat all the bad shit you would never consider eating at home. It's not that the food doesn't taste good, it's that your cruise package allows you to order everything on the menu without additional cost. Why not try two appetizers, plus soup or salad, at least two main courses and every desert available.  I paid for it, I'm eating it.  The only problem is you can't get into your pants by day four of your cruise.

If you have the premium (all you can drink) booze and wine package, you can go through the day not knowing if the ship is rocking or its just you rocking.  Believe me, when the ship is in port, it's you rocking.

You can take excursions at every port the ship docks.  The cost is through the roof and you will probably be on a bus full of people with a guide who is speaking in broken English and just won't shut the f..k up. The places they go are very interesting, but I don't care that this toilet was built in the 18th century.  Lastly, if I see and hear about another old church I feel like bashing the tour guide's head in.

On board the ship are many, many activities. Most suck, but there are some that's fun or interesting.  The problem is there isn't enough fun and interesting activities to fill a twelve day cruise.  Sooo, when on board,  I'm either writing a blog  (like I'm doing right now) or at the bar talking to drunk strangers.

However, the best thing a cruise has to offer is meeting new people from around the world. My wife and I have been lucky so far in that we've shared time with people who have become friends.

In my opinion, finding fun and interesting people are the best

Things To Do On A Cruise