15 Reasons To Wake Up Tomorrow
- As per my previous blog - "Dead Is Dead"
- Oh the great smell of coffee in the morning
- Reading about Trump's latest ridiculous statements with your coffee
- Nothing better than a wonderful crap after your coffee and Trump's latest insult
- Taking a fabulous hot shower in the morning before work or if you're retired (like me), taking a fabulous shower any dam time you want to
- Getting into your wonderful car that cost more than you should pay and hearing the engine roar (unless you're in a hybrid or electric car that makes no starting noise at which time you might not give a shit about Reason #6)
- Listening to Rock And Roll or Country Rock or some other pathetic music you like on your way to work
- Working in a job you love or a job you hate, but has workers you like or the whole job thing stinks, but it feels so good when it stops.
- Going home in your wonderful car and playing your favorite music (even if it's not Rock And Roll or Country Rock)
- After work meeting up with your friends or your beautiful/handsome spouse
- Having that first drink or that first puff of pot before dinner. BTW, the good thing about absolutely hating your job is the scotch just tastes that much better. Also,BTW, this is not true if you're a pot smoker because the high is the same even if you hate your job
- Spending the rest of the night doing anything that makes you happy which makes life that much more to cherish
- If you get lucky or it's just that time of the week, there is nothing better (in my opinion) than having great sex with the one you love or just someone who is as horny as you. BTW, if it's more than a week it's not the worst thing that can happen to you. "However, if it's more than six months, you better look into it (Woody Alan in Annie Hall)"
- Going to sleep strongly believing life is grand and you're going to wake up tomorrow
- Being absolutely sure that the best reason to want to wake up tomorrow is because "Dead Is Dead"
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