The Chopped Liver Diet

The Chopped Liver Diet

It's the Jewish Holiday and I just remembered something my father (Sam) said to me when I was twenty years old. It's called "The Chopped Liver Diet." This is how the diet works:

* Eat Ellen's Chopped Liver for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Do this for seven or eight days. 

* The next day you have a Heart Attack. 

* You're in intensive care and the doctors are doing their best to unclog your arteries.

* After the successful operation, the doctor says you're going to be fine, but I have to put you on a very strict diet.

* Three weeks later you lost twenty pounds.

Now tell me, what other diet would lose you twenty pounds in a month. The answer is only: 

The Chopped Liver Diet