Friday, December 7, 2018

The Best Sex In Your Life

The Best Sex In Your Life

For a teenage guy "The Best Sex In His Life" was probably his first time. After spending many, many months whacking off, he meets someone with some experience and has sex. After 32 seconds he has a mind-blowing orgasm. The girl (or guy), with some experience, winds up with no satisfaction and a mess to deal with down below.

For someone in their twenties enough sex is never enough sex. If she or he sees someone that looks right, sex is just a few kisses away. Unless your parents brainwashed you into believing that the best sex is when you love someone, you'll probably marry the first Gal/Guy that screws you. I got married at twenty -UGH. Of course, it didn't work out, but sex felt soooooo good when I was able to unleash my sexual drive on any woman who would let me.

In your thirty's things are starting to get serious (unless you've been brainwashed). You've had enough sexual encounters to know what kind of sexual person you would like to have a relationship with. BTW, the statement above does not mean some was good sex and some was bad sex. IMHO, there is no is no such thing as bad sex.

So now you're getting serious and knowing that if you find the right one (or at least someone close) you're going to marry that person. You may even choose someone who doesn't turn you on sexually because the clock is ticking, all your friends are married, your parents are starting to think you're gay - which is not a bad thing and you want children. BTW, this is not a woman thing, the same clock is ticking for men.

The forties are a great time for sex. You're probably in your second or third relationship (or more - Yah, Yah, Yah). You know what kind of sex you like and want. You're hornier than you were in your thirties and finding a good sexual partner is getting harder and harder. Therefore, when you match up with a great sexual partner, sex becomes a WOW instead of playing on your iPad while the event is happening.

The Fifties is a mixed bag. Many women have moved on from sex and are focused on many other things life has in-store for them. Meanwhile, men are in a mid-life crisis. Their first thought is: "how many shots do I have left in this gun." Younger women are starting to look and smell like fresh roses to them. Love and family may keep these men from wondering away, but they still get a boner just looking at a woman in a short dress. 

Senior sex:

Women - "NFW"

Men - "no sex is as good as a good dump in the morning" or I'll gladly give up sex if I could stop peeing every hour.


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