I've Decided To Grow A Beard

I've Decided To Grow A Beard

Now that it looks like this situation is going to keep me in the house for a few months, I've Decided To Grow A Beard. I looked up Beard styles on the internet and decided to go with a short Beard and mustache. It will take at least one to two months, however, that might be long enough before I have to go in public or sit down with all my friends (who would probably like my beard.) My wonderful wife said: "go for it,"but, I'll probably shave it off in September.

In my thirties I had a beard and mustache. five years later my mustache (not my beard) went from black to gray. One day I decided to take a black mascara pencil and cover the gray. It looked great until one day, at work, I sneezed and took a Kleenex to wipe my runny nose. That day I walked into the lunch room and everybody started laughing at me because half my mustache was gray and the other half was black.

A few years later the beard and mustache went all gray. The hair, on the top of my head, was still brown, but the gray beard and mustache looked ridiculous. I decided to shave the beard and mustache off. Now, my hair is all gray/white. Since I'm house bound and not going out to visit friends, family or our bar friends, I've Decided To Grow A Beard no matter what it's going to look like.

What are you doing at this time? Maybe it's time to try something new. Young people should try changing their appearance. Older people should try changing their appearance. For example:

1- Young people should buy a suit and tie and see how you look in it. Your day in Corporate America might be coming (unless you go into the high-tech field).

2- Women who can't go to a hair dresser, should think about trying the products over the counter. You might find out that for way too many years, you've been spending $100 instead of spending $10 at your local CVS. 

3- Older women who can't go to a hair dresser, should think about trying to go natural (letting your hair grow out). What do you have to lose? When this virus is over (and it will be), you can always go back to your favorite hair dresser and change it back (in two/three months). I have an older friend who decided to let her tinted brown hair to go back to her natural color (gray) and she never looked better.

4- Men and women, it's time to go for a different look. Women and men get stuck in a look that they think has always looked good. Their hair styles have and still are from many, many years past. Most of them don't really look good to their friends, families, and significant others, who have never said anything all these years.

5- Men especially, never change their looks and their significant others hated the way they looked, but never said anything. This is the time to experiment. Men, change your fu.king clothes (Amazon and others have many to pick from). I'm sure your significant other will help you. She or He probably wanted you to look differently for many, many years, but never said so because they thought you might get mad.

My Ellen changed my look many years ago. I went from John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever to someone who looked like a normal (and good looking) 45-year-old.  

I know I'm being wild and crazy, but if you're ever going to try something new,

 NOW IS THE TIME!