I Love Women

 I Love Women

You all know I'm a guy. So, when most people hear me say I love women, they believe I must be talking about sex (not that there's anything wrong with that). However, my love for women is because they're interesting. 

Most men are boring to other men. They almost never talk about their feelings. Say sports, and you have their attention. Say politics and you'll never get a word in. Say, what did you buy lately, and they tell you about their new golf clubs. Say, what kind of clothes do you like, and they look at you like you're from Mars. Say, what movies do you love and they say: "The Terminator."

I'm non-standard because I talk about my feelings. Sure, I love sports, but I rather talk about more interesting things. Ask me about politics and I avoid the subject because it almost always gets me into a situation I don't want to be in. I love to look nice. Clean shaven with good looking clothes makes me feel good. Ask me about shopping and I say I need a woman to take me.

Am I Gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) no, I just like what most women like. Many women cry. I cry like a baby at the movie "Sleepless In Seattle." Ask a woman what movies do they like and they tell you about movies men never watch. Most women don't want to get into a back and forth about politics. 

Most women talk about many, many things that most men never talk about - that's why they're so interesting. One problem, ask them about shopping for shoes, handbags, clothes, etc. and they won't shut the fuck up.

I think I have more women friends than men friends and I have many, many men friends. If you cry on the shoulder of a man friend, he will say I'm so sorry. Cry on the shoulder of a woman and she gives you a hug.

Sooo, you men out there, spend more time talking to women because they are a lot more interesting than your macho men friends.