Cataract

 Cataract

Written By: Kenny Felderstein
Music: To the beat of a Puff Daddy song
Sung by: Anyone reading this blog

Hay youngsters, what I'm about to tell you is stone cold
Because this is what's gonna happen when you all grow old

My knee is sore and I gotta bad back
The Doc just told me I got a big ass Cataract

I went to the basement and sat in a chair
I rocked for a few minutes wondering how I got there

That gal has a great body, I'm sure you'll agree
But I can't take advantage cause I got ED

It's been over a month till I took a big shit
Come on Metamucil this is gotta be it

Old ladies' boobs fall down you see
In just a few years my balls will be hit'n my knee

I fart a lot and I shouldn’t complain
But, my white cotton shorts have a nicotine stain 

Based on the beat, you'd think I was black
No, I'm just an old white guy with a big ass

 
Cataract