"RATE THIS"

 "RATE THIS"

When an Italian mobster says "RATE THIS" he's saying: "suck my big one." It's all about the "THIS" and the way it's said. "But, God Father, I love her." God Father, "LOVE THIS."

If you buy anything over the internet, a day or two later they want you to rate the transaction. Almost all websites have a five star rating. I know what a five star is and I know what a one star rating is, but what is a two to four star rating. Is a four the same as a five except one tiny little problem (like it arrived one hour late)? 

A three star is from a person who can't make up their mind. I have no idea what a two star rating is. Unless the product doesn't work at all, a one star rating is usually from a person who is unhappy and hates everything. This negative person will give a one star for the slightest little problem.

Some sites ask you to type in a heading and then a review. Thank the Universe they only let you type in so many letters in the review because the one starrers' would write a book on what they hate about the product.

"RATE THIS"

I don't know about you, but I think it's crazy to give any rating to something that's an everyday use product. Amazon wants me to rate a six pack of Colgate toothpaste. What the hell am I going to say about toothpaste. 

On the other hand, rating a humidifier, I bought, is important. When I look for a product (like a humidifier) I want to read the ratings. Nothing gets 100% five stars because every review has 2 or 3% from the negative energy people. Think about that. If 10,000 people rate a product there are 300 negative people. Multiply that by millions and millions of products and you have a lot of very unhappy people.

"RATE THIS"

It used to be that only websites asked for a rating. Now it's everyone. I went to CVS and used my CVS card so I could get coupons. When I got home and looked at my emails, there was an email from CVS asking me for a rating. Two weeks ago, I went to my Dentist. The next day I got an email from the Dentist for a rating. 

What the hell am I going to say about the Dentist, how well his office looks and how his staff treated me. He is my Dentist. Would you have a Dentist that sucks. Would have a Dentist that had a dirty office. Would you have a Dentist whose staff treats you like shit. Of course, the Dentist gets five stars.

Enough is enough already

"RATE THIS"