O x y m o r o n s

Is it good if a vacuum cleaner really sucks?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why do we say: "I can live with it" when we really don't want to live with it?

Why do we need a legal document when we get married, but don't need a legal document when we say we love and are committed to each other?

Why does a new car only hold its newness for one year and become an old car after one year? Does the word new have a time limit?

Why are we happy when someone we hardly know says we look great and sad when the same person does not acknowledge use? We hardly know this person so why do we give a shit what they say?

Why do we assume a movie is going to stink when all we've seen is the trailer?

Why do we ask a friend if they like your new shoes when we already brought them because we loved the way they looked?

Why do we feel guilty when our kids do something wrong?

Why do we feel guilty when something great happens to us?

Why do we talk about the problems in the world when we're having a happy life right now?

Why do we assume getting older is a problem?

Why do we spend more money than we can afford on stuff when the people who love us don't care if we have costly clothes, fancy cars, lots of bling, etc. etc.?

Why do we hate when we know its negative energy and not going to make us happy?

Is loving your enemy an oxymoron?

Is hating your parents an oxymoron?

 

Is what you're doing or about to do an oxymoron?