You Talk Too Much

You Talk Too Much

You talk too much, you talk too much. Yakety-yakety-yakety-yak all the time. We all know people who talk too much. Some are loud talkers and some are low talkers. Both are as annoying as a pack of laughing hyenas. 

If it's your spouse, you usually respond, in between them taking a breath, with:

* Yes dear
* I hear you dear
* I'll do it immediately dear
* I'll never do that again dear

If it's a friend you usually just nod your head up and down for agreement and back and forth for disagreement. No sense in trying to get a word in edgewise because they will just flap their jaws faster than you. 

If it's someone you meet at a bar you do the head nodding thing while trying your best to get the hell away from that person. Going to the bathroom works. Saying I'm meeting a friend at another bar works, but then the talker has chased you away. 

In all these cases your physical actions don't describe what you brain is dying to scream out:

* Give it a rest
* Talk to the hand
* You're going to get lock jaw if you keep this up
* I'm calling bullshit
* You're so loud you're pissing everybody off
* Do you realize you're a low talker and nobody can hear the bullshit coming out of your mouth? 

And then there is my favorite:

Would You Please Shut The F..K UP!