XXX Rating

XXX Rating

Growing up kissing a girl was UGH. When I discovered the little guy below my stomach wasn't just for peeing, kissing a girl was WOW. Then in my teens I wanted more. There were places that had machines where you put in a penny, turn a crank and watch a bunch of flip cards showing a woman taking off her clothes. The faster you turned the crank the flip cards made it look more like a movie. The problem was the furthest you got was seeing a woman in her underwear. Back then women's underwear had more to it than the short skirts and tops we see on woman today. 

Movies were about the same. There was more romance from the music than what was actually going on the screen. Yes, two stars kissed, but it wasn't making out and tongues were taboo. You did see women in their underwear, but nothing more. It was Okay to see Tarzan without a shirt and a thong protecting his boys, but showing a woman's breast was out of the question. I could never understand that.

Just like prohibition, this created a giant porn business. You've got to give the customers what they want and seeing a woman's breast and the hairy patch down under was one of my early thrills in life. 

Early porn was more about showing a woman's body than intercourse. When detailed intercourse came on the scene most of it was boring except for the ones that has a story in addition to the in-an-out. "Deep Throat" was my favorite. Some of the lines were so funny I forgot about all the blowing going on.

The big time movie producers had to get some of the porn audience back into the theater. Sooo, they made a deal with the censors on a rating system. 

Rating symbol	Meaning
G	G – General Audiences All ages admitted. Nothing that would offend parents for viewing by children.
PG	PG – Parental Guidance Suggested Some material may not be suitable for children. Parents urged to give "parental guidance". May contain some material parents might not like for their young children.
PG-13	PG-13 – Parents Strongly Cautioned Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. Parents are urged to be cautious. Some material may be inappropriate for pre-teenagers.
R	R – Restricted Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. Contains some adult material. Parents are urged to learn more about the film before taking their young children with them.
NC-17	NC-17 – Adults Only No One 17 and Under Admitted. Clearly adult. Children are not admitted.

Most of us remember movie ratings that were X, XX, XXX. XXX was reserved for porn. "NC-17" doesn't reach the porn level, but the main reason a movie gets an "NC-17" rating is because it shows a man's hairy dick. If the movie has extreme violence, blows a lot of shit up, but only shows a nude woman, it will get an "R" rating. I can only assume the male dominated movie business is more than happy to show a woman's Va-JJ, but has a problem showing a man's Bratwurst. It could also be because most movie producers don't have a Bratwurst they have a cocktail frank.

As I've matured I realize it's the love-making that turns me on not the nude bodies or the over and over again in-an-out. Two people, in love, making out on the big screen really turns me on (yes, there needs to be some tonguing going on). Oral sex can be a turn on, but even in an NC-17 movie they never show any action below the belly button.

Sooo, what the hell does all this have to do with my blogs on happiness. It's simple; everyone's body is a beautiful thing. It's not just a sexual thing it's a beautiful thing. It should be shown off no matter how the outside world wants to consider what looks good and what doesn't look good. Gun violence and chopping off people's limbs should not make you happy. On the other hand, I'm very much in favor of blowing a lot of shit up. 

An "R" or "NC-17" movie that has a lot of violence with an occasional scene with two people f...king doesn't make me happy. Those same rated movies that blow shit up and have an occasional scene with two people making serious love makes me very happy.

I'm not you. As an adult you should be able to watch any movie that turns you on and makes you happy. Don't just watch what "they" think you should watch. Don't hide out or go to some place where you can watch what you want to watch. Let everybody know what you like and what you watch. sooo;

Bring On Those Dicks and Pussies. They Are The Beautiful Parts Of Us. 

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